Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Ten Common Problems Students Face During College

The Best of Times - The Worst of Times

While time spent at college is a fond memory and a happy experience for most, college life is not without its rough patches and problems. While each persons problems are unique to their current circumstances, I know that there are a few problems that almost all college students deal with at least once during their time at school. If you are on your way into college you might want to get a jump on how to deal with the 10 Common Problems Students Face During College.  If you are reading for the sake of remembrance and posterity, I would ask that you try and throw a few good memories into the mix as you plod through the problems that once plagued you in your youth, or not so distant past.

1. Study.

Problem:  College is challenging.  For many it requires a much larger effort than high school did, and unlike most high schools, college packs about two years of classes into one.  Many students take a full 15 credit semester, while other try to cram in 18 or even 21 credits.  At times it seems impossibe for students to stay on top of it all.
Solution:  College students need to realize their limits.  If they can't handle 18 credit semesters, it will be worth it in the long run to slow down a little and only take 15.  While the purpose of college is to study and to further the education of an individual, that doesn't mean students should study all of the time.  It is important to schedule time for fun outside of study, and to take study breaks to keep the mind fresh and clear.  For more information on studying see the Effective Study Habits guide.

2. Money

Problem:  Tuition costs are rising at alarmingly high rates.  Couple that with eating out, shopping trips, gas for the car, and the price of textbooks, and you have a college student's worst nightmare.  College students drop out of school each year because they cannot afford it.  Others are forced to juggle full schedules with full time jobs to make ends meet.  It is becoming increasingly harder for students to graduate debt-free.
Solution:  A new startup called BuzzFund is aiming to change the way that students pay for college.  Buzzfund is a website where college students can post their personal profile, and donors can search for studetns to provide scholarships to.  In addition, students can make less shopping trips, eat out less, carpool, and share or buy used books to try to save some money.   

3. Job

Problem:  To combat the high price of college tuition, many students must get a job.  Juggling a job, 15 to 18 credits, and sometimes a club or sports team is quite a chore.  Many students try to cram all of these activities into one day, and time spent sleeping suffers.  Without proper rest, the student can then become succeptible to different kinds of health problems.
Solution:  Decide what is important.  The student must prioritize and then schedule events, games, meetings, and studies accordingly.  Also, a college student must be well aware of thier options when getting a job.  Many times the university will offer jobs to students that are flexible and fit into the student's schedule.  For more information see the College Jobs Guide. 

4. Homesickness

Problem:  Whether they admit it or not, most students will at one point get homesick.  This is especially common for students who go to a school that is more than 3 hours from their home.  Homesickness also affects freshman as it is presumably their first year away from home, and most freshman are not allowed to have a car during their first year at university.
Solution:  If the student lives within 3 - 4 hours from home (considered a comfortable day's drive) they can plan to visit home perhaps once every month or two.  Care packages, emails, and phone calls to and from friends and family members can also greatly assist in reducing feelings of homesickness.

5. Depression

Problem:  Most every problem on here has seemed quite dismal.  These problems raise the stress levels of students.  Some find relief in partying, and others (even some who party) find themselves getting depressed from their problems.
Solution:  If high stress levels and depression are an issue, it is best to seek professional attention.  Many campuses have free counseling programs for the benefit of students.  Many counselors are more than willing to listen and help students get back on track.  (This doesn't mean the partying has to stop either, so long as students are partying responsibly and legally.

6. Sickness / Health Conditions

Problem:  With heighetened levels of stress and lack of sleep, health problems can occur.  Living in close quarters in dorms also poses potential health risks and increases a student's chances of contracing some sort of virus or other sickness.
Solution:  College students should eat healty and balanced meals.  It is also important for students to get a good night's rest as well.  Keeping hands, bathrooms, door knobs, and other shared spaces clean will also reduce the risk of students coming down with sickness.  If sickness and health issues do develop, most campuses will have a nurse on standby to provide medical assistance and advice. 

7. Friends / Roommates

Problem:  Friends and roommates are usually good for a good time.  However, they can get on each others nerves at times.  Because these students are living together in close quarters and seeing each other each day, this is just not a good thing
Solution:  Students must remember to take some time out for themselves.  If possible, students should get away from campus for a little while and go to a coffee shop, or a mall and just take some time to gather their thoughts and be themselves.  If conflicts do arise, it is best to get others (such as an RA or other friends) involved so that the spirit of community, unity, and peace at the college can continue to be upheld.

8. Partying

Problem:  Partying in itself really is not a problem.  Parties were designed so that attendees could have a good time.  However, many of the parties that go on at colleges today have the potential to cause problems.  At many parties alcohol, drugs, and sex rule the night.  Alcohol can lead to drunkenness and potentially deadly situations.  Having sex without taking the necessary precautions can spread disease.
Solution:  While parties are a good time, students should plan to enjoy them in a responsible and legal way to ensure that they do not create problems for themselves for others.  A simple internet search for drunk driving will turn up plenty of pictures and news articles which really do not need to be repeated.

9. Relationships

Problem:  Relationships are good, but at times they can become a problem.  There are times in every realtionships where a couple will have a disagreement or issue.  Disagreements between couples can distract students from their school work and add to already high stress levels.  Break-ups can drive some students even further into depression.
Solution:  Relationship advice is hard to give.  It will usually vary on a case by case basis.  Couples should try and reconcile their differences.  If break-ups do occur, it might be best to consult with a school counselor concerning feelings of depression.

10. Choosing a Major

Problem:  Many students exert a lot of stress on choosing a major.  Most of them think that their major will dictate their future career and how much money they will make at their future jobs.
Solution:  College majors have some importance, but they do not chisel future careers or wages in stone.  Students should choose something that they like to do.  If a student is unsure about what major to choose, they should choose something broad and versatile, such as a degree in communications.  Many students who have gotten their Bachelor's degree in one field have progressed to get a Master's degree in a different one.  Worrying about what field to major is simply not worth it.  Worrying about gaining knowledge and life skills during a college education is. 

Is College Worth It All?

These are just ten of the many problems that college students face.  In the end, is college worth facing these problems and struggles?  Ask college students, and probably 8 out of 10 will say it sure is.  While students get stressed to the max, the good times outweigh the problem times and the college experience becomes one which shapes the minds and futures of many young people worldwide.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Funny Extracts from Science Test Answers

The following are genuine excerpts from answers students gave on science exam papers...
  • The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.
  • The hookworm larvae enters the human body through the soul.
  • A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
  • Geometry teaches us to bisex angles.
  • English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse.
  • The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
  • The cuckoo bird does not lay his own eggs.
  • To prevent conception when having intercourse, the male wears a condominium.
  • To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
  • Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
  • Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
  • To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.
  • A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.
  • The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
  • An example of animal breeding is the farmer who mated a bull that gave a great deal of milk with a bull with good meat.
  • We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and study of rocks.
  • A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
  • A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.
  • Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

College Quotes

Going to college or university is one of the great rites of passage in Western society. Here we take a look at this tradition through the words of the rich and famous (and a few others)....
  • Samuel Beckett: Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.
  • W. H. Auden: Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people''s sleep.
  • Ruby Wax: College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
  • Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man''s lifetime income--which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughn

Drugs, Sex and Rock''n''Roll

  • Woody Allen: A quick word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ''no''.
  • College Band Instructor: If you don''t blow hard and finger your parts correctly nothings every going to come out of it.
  • College Student: If sex was a video game, I would be the guy who just presses random buttons.
  • Humprey Bogart: The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
  • Joe Lewis: You''re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
  • Oscar Wilde: I can resist everything except temptation.

Taking Education Seriously

  • G. K. Chesterson: Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
  • Mike Barfield: An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.
  • George Bernard Shaw: He who can does - he who cannot, teaches.
  • Mark Twain: I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
  • Albert Einstein: Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
  • Robert Frost: College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
  • Mark Twain: Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
  • Robert Gohen: If you feel that you have both feet planted on solid ground, then the university has failed you.
  • George Edwin Howes: The chief value in going to college is that it''s the only way to learn it really doesn''t matter.
  • Anonymous: The freshmen bring a little knowledge in and the seniors take none out, so it accumulates through the years.
  • Elbert Hubbard: You can lead a boy to college, but you can''t make him think.
  • Anonymous: If all the students who slept through lectures were laid end to end, they''d all be a lot more comfortable.

Exam Pranks

If you know you are going to fail a class, or if you just want to have some fun, try the following techniques for spicing up that final exam!
  1. When the exam paper is placed on your desk, grab it and run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I''ve got the secret documents!!"
  2. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is an essay questions, answer with numbers and symbols. (Be creative. Use the integral symbol.)
  3. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (BABE etc.).
  4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor''s left nostril.
  5. Bring cheerleaders.
  6. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc. . . ). Play with the volume at the maximum level.
  7. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
  8. Find a new and interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: "I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs." Be creative.
  9. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you''re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam, saying that you lost the first one. Repeat every fifteen minutes.
  10. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
  11. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette''s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
  12. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don''t know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
  13. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
  14. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay. Be persuasive! Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
  15. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
  16. Bring a water pistol.
  17. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
  18. Bring a spanner. Take your desk apart during the exam.
  19. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
  20. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I''m here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
  21. Relate every answer to your own life story.
  22. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.
  23. Start a Mexican wave.
  24. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
  25. Bring a large, cumbersome and ugly idol. Pray to it often. Make a small sacrifice to it.

Rejection Letter Reply

Dear Sirs,
Thank you for your letter of March 24th. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your company''s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
Sincerely,
Dumbo

Students Need Money

The following letter was written home to his parents by a student who was trying to hint that he needed some money.....
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply �an''t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
After receiving his son''s letter, the father immediately replied with this letter:
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad

Funny things to do in the Computer Lab

  1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They''ve found me!" and bolt.
  2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes. Then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
  3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can''t get the damn thing to work. After it has been turned on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process.
  4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
  5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it''s set up with.
  6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
  7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
  8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
  9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don''t know.
  10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
  11. Bring a chainsaw, but don''t use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
  12. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
  13. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
  14. "DISK FIGHT!!!"
  15. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
  16. Try to stick a Ninetendo cartridge into the 3 1/2" disc drive. When it doesn''t work, get the supervisor.
  17. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
  18. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor''s keyboard as you leave.
  19. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
  20. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
  21. Bring som dry ice. Make it look like your computer is smoking.
  22. Attempt to eat your computer''s mouse.
  23. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
  24. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
  25. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
  26. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
  27. Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it''s the computer and look really lost.
  28. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn''t work.
  29. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.